i realise one of my lecturer shared this during her lecture:
story 1:
(i cant rmb much of this story. but i try my best)
one day.. there is this little rabbit.
she hop by a tree and saw a bird resting high up on the tree.
the rabbit said to the bird:
"oh my god. can i be like u? resting here and enjoy the scenery"
the bird replied:
"of cuz my dear!"
and so.. the rabbit sat down under the tree instead..
thn a wolf came and ate up the rabbit!
moral of the story?
do not slack if you aren't high enough
(means do not slack if ur rank is not high enuf.. u will get eat up by others!)
story 2:
there is this peacock..
walking side by side with a bull.
peacock said:
"how i wish to fly high up the tree to take a good look at this world"
"but i have got not enough strength to fly so high"
bull replied:
"Hey i've got an idea! y dun u eat my shit!? my shit ll giv u energy!"
peacock continued:
"REALLY!?"
and she started eating the bull's shit..
after eating. True enuf! she tried to flap her wings..
and she reached the first tree branches.
so she continue eating the bull's shit..
after the third time of eating bull's shit..
the peacock finally reach the top of the tree!
she is really really happy!
but then..
she got spotted by a farmer..
and the farmer shot her down.
moral of the story?
u can get to the top by bullshit-ting..
but u cant stay there for long. lols.
anyway, there is a third story..
and i love this story the most among all~
story 3:
it's winter time.. this little bird is too cold to fly.
she was frozen and dropped all the way to the ground.
she is feeling so so so cold~~
then a bull came by..
he din notice the lil bird and just shitted right at the spot.
where the bird is lying..
the bird felt a sudden sense of warmth in the dunk.
she felt so cosy and warm again..
she feels so happy that she started chirping and singing..
*chirpy chirpy chirps chirps chirps*
a cat walked by..
initially she did not pay notice to tt pile of dunk at all.
but suddenly she heard bird chirping..
and she notice it came from the dunk!
so she big the dunk.. found the poor little bird.
and EAT THE BIRD UP!
there are 3 morale to this short story!
interesting? make a guess???
first morale:
the person who put u in deep shit might not owas be your enemy.
(the bird cold and the bull shitted to save her)
second morale:
the person who help u might not owas be your friend.
(the cat who dig the bird out of the deep shit)
third and the most interesting morale i would say:
when u are in deep shit.. please keep your mouth SHUT! =x
